David Covey

That Really Hurt

This has got to be one of the funniest videos ever!

Hilarious

My Xbox Live Gamer Card

As Promised (My Laptop Stats)

Operating System		System Model
Windows XP Home Edition Service Pack 2 (build 2600)		9500 System Serial Number: LXA640502360625930ED00 Enclosure Type: Notebook
Processor a		Main Circuit Board b
1.50 gigahertz Intel Celeron M 64 kilobyte primary memory cache 1024 kilobyte secondary memory cache		Board: COMPAL Stork Serial Number: LXA640502360625930ED00 Bus Clock: 100 megahertz BIOS: Acer V1.60 12/29/2005
Drives		Memory Modules c,d
76.88 Gigabytes Usable Hard Drive Capacity 17.55 Gigabytes Hard Drive Free Space MATSHITA UJ-845D [CD-ROM drive] VN9504L HJW357L SCSI CdRom Device [CD-ROM drive] HTS421280H9AT00 [Hard drive] (80.03 GB) -- drive 0, s/n HKA510AMG9HKTC, rev HA3OA70G, SMART Status: Healthy PNY USB 2.0 FD USB Device [Hard drive] (8.25 GB) -- drive 1		2032 Megabytes Installed Memory Slot 'DRAM Slot 0' has 1024 MB Slot 'DRAM Slot 1' has 1024 MB
		Local Drive Volumes
		c: (NTFS on drive 0) 38.18 GB 11.62 GB free d: (NTFS on drive 0) 38.70 GB 5.93 GB free
		Network Drives
		None detected
Users (mouse over user name for details)		Printers
local user accounts last logon David Covey 11/6/2007 10:00:04 AM (admin) local system accounts Administrator never (admin) ASPNET never Guest 11/5/2007 4:09:58 PM HelpAssistant never SUPPORT_388945a0 never		Adobe PDF Converter on My Documents\*.pdf HP LaserJet 4 on \\CS\HP LaserJet 4250 LANIER LD045 PCL 6 on \\RNP7DE58B\LD045 LANIER LD120 RPCS on \\RNPAE5780\LD120D LANIER LP226c/SP C410 RPCS on \\RNPB47B4B\226CNC410DN Lexmark Universal on \\David-Covey\Lexmark 2 Lexmark Universal on \\David-Covey\Lexmark 1 RICOH Aficio G7500 on \\BLUEPRINT\11x17 Color Printer Downstairs
Controllers		Display
Intel(R) 82801FB/FBM Ultra ATA Storage Controllers - 266F Primary IDE Channel [Controller] Secondary IDE Channel [Controller]		Mobile Intel(R) 915GM/GMS,910GML Express Chipset Family [Display adapter] (2x) AU Optronics [Monitor] (January 2004)
Bus Adapters		Multimedia
ENE CB-712/714/810 Cardbus Controller ENE PCI Memory Stick Card Reader Controller ENE PCI Secure Digital / MMC Card Reader Controller ENE PCI SmartMedia / xD Card Reader Controller SCSI/RAID Host Controller Intel(R) 82801FB/FBM USB Universal Host Controller - 2658 Intel(R) 82801FB/FBM USB Universal Host Controller - 2659 Intel(R) 82801FB/FBM USB Universal Host Controller - 265A Intel(R) 82801FB/FBM USB Universal Host Controller - 265B Intel(R) 82801FB/FBM USB2 Enhanced Host Controller - 265C		Realtek High Definition Audio
Communications		Other Devices
HDAUDIO Soft Data Fax Modem with SmartCP Standard Modem 1394 Net Adapter Atheros AR5005G Wireless Network Adapter #2 primary IP Address: 192.168.100.151 / 24 Gateway: 192.168.1.1 Physical Address: 00:14:A4:7A:B4:45 Realtek RTL8169/8110 Family Gigabit Ethernet NIC Dhcp Server: 192.168.10.1 Physical Address: 00:0F:B0:99:6E:5F Networking Dns Servers: 4.2.2.3 4.2.2.4		Texas Instruments OHCI Compliant IEEE 1394 Host Controller Microsoft AC Adapter Microsoft ACPI-Compliant Control Method Battery Bluetooth Bus Enumerator HID-compliant consumer control device USB Human Interface Device SMSC IrCC - Fast Infrared Port WinDriver Standard 101/102-Key or Microsoft Natural PS/2 Keyboard HID-compliant mouse Synaptics PS/2 Port TouchPad [Mouse] SDA Standard Compliant SD Host Controller USB Mass Storage Device USB Root Hub (5x)
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I just built this for home

People are always asking me about my computers that I build. Well after saving parts for the last few months from different pc's I have worked on I basically built a new computer for home. Here are the stats for those of you wondering:

Operating System		System Model
Windows Vista Home Premium (build 6000)		Covey Custom RK545AA-ABA SR2163WM System Serial Number: ***020VH2 Chassis Serial Number: BB0001 Enclosure Type: Desktop
Processor a		Main Circuit Board b
3.00 gigahertz Intel Pentium 4 16 kilobyte primary memory cache 2048 kilobyte secondary memory cache		Board: ECS Alhena5 1.0 Bus Clock: 200 megahertz BIOS: American Megatrends Inc. 5.04 11/30/2006
Drives		Memory Modules c,d
160.04 Gigabytes Usable Hard Drive Capacity 108.65 Gigabytes Hard Drive Free Space ATAPI DVD A DH16AYH ATA Device [CD-ROM drive] MagicISO Virtual DVD-ROM0000 [CD-ROM drive] Hitachi HDS721616PLA380 [Hard drive] (160.04 GB) -- drive 0, s/n PVB300Z2SDVZJF, rev P22OA70A, SMART Status: Healthy Sony USB HS-CF Card USB Device [Hard drive] -- drive 1 Sony USB HS-MS Card USB Device [Hard drive] -- drive 3 Sony USB HS-SD Card USB Device [Hard drive] -- drive 4 Sony USB HS-xD/SM USB Device [Hard drive] -- drive 2		1792 Megabytes Installed Memory Slot 'DIMM0' has 1024 MB Slot 'DIMM1' has 1024 MB
		Local Drive Volumes
		c: (NTFS on drive 0) 153.85 GB 107.70 GB free d: (NTFS on drive 0) 6.19 GB 948 MB free
		Network Drives
		None detected
Users (mouse over user name for details)		Printers
local user accounts last logon The Covey's 11/5/2007 6:33:48 PM (admin) local system accounts Administrator 1/9/2007 6:54:56 PM (admin) Guest never		Amyuni Document Converter 2.50 on LPT1: Brother HL-2040 on USB001 Microsoft XPS Document Writer on XPSPort: Send To Microsoft OneNote Driver on Send To Microsoft OneNote Port:
Controllers		Display
ATA Channel 0 [Controller] (2x) ATA Channel 1 [Controller] (2x) Standard Dual Channel PCI IDE Controller (2x)		ATI RADEON XPRESS 1100 Series [Display adapter] Samsung SyncMaster [Monitor] (19.1"vis, s/n HVDP418727, April 2007)
Bus Adapters		Multimedia
MagicISO SCSI Host Controller Microsoft iSCSI Initiator Virtual CloneDrive Standard Enhanced PCI to USB Host Controller Standard OpenHCD USB Host Controller (5x)		Realtek High Definition Audio
Communications		Other Devices
PCI Soft Data Fax Modem with SmartCP isatap.Belkin Realtek RTL8139/810x Family Fast Ethernet NIC primary Auto IP Address: 192.168.2.2 / 24 Gateway: 192.168.2.1 Dhcp Server: 192.168.2.1 Physical Address: 00:19:21:B5:D9:DE Teredo Tunneling Pseudo-Interface Networking Dns Server: 192.168.2.1		APC Battery BackUP American Power Conversion USB UPS Standard 101/102-Key or Microsoft Natural PS/2 Keyboard Microsoft PS/2 Mouse Generic USB Hub USB Mass Storage Device USB Printing Support USB Root Hub (6x) Generic volume shadow copy USB HS-CF Card USB HS-MS Card USB HS-SD Card USB HS-xD/SM
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New 2 TB Server for work

Wow biggest server I have ever ordered. 2 TB that's right 2,000 GB. Check these specs!

Case:	Supermicro Tower 733T-645B 4SATA HS
Motherboard:	Supermicro X7DVL-E VGA/FBDIMM/RAID5 (771)
CPU 1:	Woodcrest 5130 2.0Ghz 1333FSB 4Mb (771)
CPU 2:	Woodcrest 5130 2.0Ghz 1333FSB 4Mb (771)
Memory:	2 x DDR2/667 ECC FB-DIMM 2048Mb
Controller Card:	3Ware 9550SX-4LP 64-Bit Device SATA-II RAID 0 / 1 / 5 / 10 PCI-X/PCI
Hotswap Canister:	3x SATA Canister
Hard Drive 1:	SATA II 500Gb 7200RPM "RAID Edition 2" 16MB
Hard Drive 2:	SATA II 500Gb 7200RPM "RAID Edition 2" 16MB
Hard Drive 3:	SATA II 500Gb 7200RPM "RAID Edition 2" 16MB
Hard Drive 4:	SATA II 500Gb 7200RPM "RAID Edition 2" 16MB
Optical 1:	DVDRW 20X (Black)
Optical 2:	CD-RW / DVD Combo (Black)
Removable Media:	All-In-1Card Reader/Writer w/USB
Network Card:	Intel Pro/1000 GT Single Port GigaBit NIC PCI Card
Software:	None
Operating System:	Microsoft 2003 Small Business Server 5-client
Warranty:	3 YEAR PARTS & LABOR SERVER DEPOT WARRANTY

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My typing speed

The guys at work always pick on me for how fast I type so I decided to take an online typing test to test my speed and here are the results:

Your speed was: 62wpm.

You made 1 mistake, your mistake is shown in bold text:

Not bad if I say so myself, anyone need a secretary?

PC > MAC

Please feel free to watch a hilarious spoof of the Mac vs. PC ad

(THIS VIDEO CONTAINS SOME VULGAR LANGUAGE (but is still funy)